Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Horse show names: A call for reason!

When I was a young kid I loved to make up show names for horses I hoped to own. Even as an adult, those threads on bulletin boards begging to "help me name my horse!" have an undeniable allure. Naming other people's horses is fun and easy. Naming your own horse is not. I was stumped when it came to naming Riley. His breeder had named him "De La Rouge" but Bob and I agreed it was too French. I liked Danke Schein a la Wayne Newton but it did not meet my strict guidelines for naming (see below). In the end we picked Delancey.

At the risk of sounding like the Miss Manners of horse show names, I have prepared some guidelines for selecting a horse show name. Note: all examples of names are actual horse show names drawn from show results around the country. Here goes...


SHOW NAME DO'S

  • Pick a name that is timeless, or at least good for a few years. Names that are cool today are tragically unhip tomorrow. Somewhere out there is an old, retired horse or pony named MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice. If you want to name your horse iPod or Facebook, think again. Let your horse grow old in dignity.
  • Choose something reasonably easy to pronounce and spell. This is why I discarded Danke Schein. Blunders I've seen or heard:
    • Remember the famous cutting horse Trashadeous? The Chronicle of the Horse once reported on this horse's accomplishments but mistakenly called him "Trashy Dancer."
    • The gorgeous Hanoverian stallion Sir Wabi (accent on second syllable) had his name mispronounced "Sir nnabe" at Devon this year.
    • On COTH a woman lamented that her horse "Land Yacht" has been announced as "Land Yak."
    Now imagine an announcer grappling with these names (found in show results online): Giouvuanneise; Frans Fan 'E Hurddraversdyk; Kadorijke; and Fferm Gwenfwrd Master Blend.
  • Keep it simple. Some of the best, classiest, most memorable names are one word:
    • Overdressed
    • Wishful
    • Mystify
    • Icon
    • Authentic
    • Flannel
    • Hoodwinked
  • Pick a name that's unique to you or your horse. The name Delancey came from my first real date with Bob -- we went to NYC and spent time on Delancey Street. Some nice names that have significance to the horse or owner:
    • I've Been Spotted (for an app)
    • Ring Finger (sale finalized on owner's wedding day)
  • Consider breed registry naming conventions or sire naming conventions The limitations may seem challenging, but with a little thought you can make a name really creative and memorable. The sons/daughters of the famous sire Alla'Czar have some pretty cool names...

    • Budweis'czar
    • Alla'bout Me
    • Braczen
    • Whimczical

SHOW NAME DON'TS

  • Don't pick a name that is already common in show circuits. At least one horse at every show will be named:

    • Foxfire
    • Limited Edition
    • Custom Made
    • Afternoon Delight
  • Avoid names that are long or complicated. They don't really work as horse names:
    • Sunshine on my shoulders (gag me)
    • Starbucks: A Bad Habit (come'on, a name that needs a colon????)
    • We Can Only Hope (at least it shows humility)
    • Night Of The Lunar Eclipse (maybe there's a neat story here)
    • Radiant Princess of Monaco
    • Solar, Flare Hot as Hell (again with the punctuation)
  • Don't use the sponsor or farm name as a prefix to the horse's name.
    • Margie Goldstein-Engle's horses all start with the same long prefix, "Hidden Creek's Blah Blah." Yuck.
    • Fleeceworks sponsors several event horses, but having Fleeceworks at the beginning of the name makes it harder to recall the darned horse's name.
    What to do instead? Many breeding farms use acronyms for their farm name and put them at the end. Rather than "Bridle Path Farm One Time Too Many," for example, the horse is named "One Time Too Many BPF."
  • Unless your horse is an absolute stunner, don't pick an over the top name. Not too many horses will live up to:
    • Invincible Adonis
    • Omnipotent
    • Maserati
  • Don't choose naughty or borderline tasteless names to get attention, e.g.,

    • Unzipped and Exposed
    • Sofa King Fast (say it very fast)
    • Slick Manure
Help in picking names
I personally don't care for the online horse name Web sites. Instead I use
the Oxford English Dictionary (useful for finding names for horses with naming restrictions) and the thoroughbred horse name database. I read the New Yorker to shake my vocabulary loose a bit and introduce words beyond what I normally use in conversation.


65 comments:

  1. "Sofa King Fast", oh boy. I bet they were thinking of how that'd sound over the loudspeaker; like those prank calls Bart Simpson made.

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  2. That reining horse's name always stumps me. (Trashadeous) I don't hang in the reining circles so I'm never sure exactly how its pronounced.
    Is it trash-ae-dee-us or is it trash-a-day-us?

    My friend's filly's barn name is Isis (as in Egyptian goddess, she was named when bought) and Kimfer was so worried it would be pronounced Is Is instead of Ice-Us.
    Some breeders put their barn abreviation at the beginning of the name, at least with western horses. For example Isis's registered name is JLS Eyed Bee A Jewel.

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  3. Do any of you have ideas for my new little horse? He's 3/4 Arab, 1/4 paint, chestnut (may go liver chestnut next spring) possible flaxen mane/tail. Dad is "EJ Maestro", mom "VR Fire an Spice", granddad "Fire an Ice". He is LR Apollo right now and I'd like to keep that part.

    The winning name so far with my friends is LR Apollo's Fire.

    I've never had to name a horse before! I've kind of run out of ideas... Also has any one ever registered a horse and not gotten their first name choice???

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  4. LOVE this post. Try this on for size: Princess L'Heureux. Yeah, it's French. Needless to say, we didn't use her registered name for shows.

    I thought this was such a great post that I could just comment; I wrote a response on my blog and sent people here to read your post. I hope my reader's enjoy it as much as I did!

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  5. There's a girl that rides in some of the local shows that I photograph at, her horse's name is Watch Me Force You. Memorable, yeah, but not in a good way.

    My gelding had a great registered name: Etched N Stone, I called him Sketch. And my parents farm name was Diadem Arabians, they would put Diadem in front of everyone's name, or integrate it into it. So Diadem Tiara Baha or Diadem Gold Topaz weren't so bad, but Diatemetrious or Diademitasse would at times baffle the announcer.

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  6. Diademitasse is my kinda name. Very classy and worth taking the chance that the announcer is capable of pronouncing it.

    Cdncowgirl, anyone that would mispronounce Isis clearly never watched the made for kids show of my childhood, Isis, most likely a Superwoman knockoff. "Oh zephyr wings that blow on high, lift me now and make me fly!" That's what the heroine said when she had to shed her human form to go fight evil.

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  7. Great post! I went with the simple one word show name this time: Rendezvous.

    How about the race horse named Hoof Hearted (say that three times fast).
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

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  8. All good advice. Personally I think all of our show names were only one or two words. I always like the names to fit the horses personalities too. Good post.

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  9. I thought of Hoof Hearted right away too. Trying to fit breeding into the name is tough too. We have a stallion whose barn name is Jaxon, and my son tries to sneak Jax Hit (again, say it fast) past the registry with each and every one of his foals. They catch it every time.

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  10. I loved the post, especially the one word names. I've been having a terrible time naming my Morgan mare and I must admit I did use the online horse name sites but they were overwhelming.

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  11. Absolutely hilarious. I'm still laughing. The efforts to include the name of famous sires in the bloodlines get really convoluted. No wonder folks at the barn might just call him Spud instead.

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  12. Well try welsh names on for size, my mare's full name is:

    Bro A Bryn Siwrnai (Shore-nye)

    I just call her Sinari.

    I'm expecting a foal in '09 (not out of the above mare) have a name picked out already:

    Fibonacci 161

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  13. When I bred, I included my bloodline name, Winds. I have Winds Shadows Linger, Winds Hearts Desire (black with heart shaped star, called her Desi)Now have a colt we named SR Killian (yes, he looks just like the horse on the beer!) SR for Serenity Ranch, our future farm.

    I have seen some good names, I liked a dressage horse named Diplomatic Immunity, Pony club eventer called Upwardly Mobile.

    Coming up with a good name that will last is hard!

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  14. I have a Palamino Ppy I ride and his name was Wrangler we have now changed it to Cowboy Kahki's He is an ole not old roping horse so it suits him

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  15. I don't really know much about horses, but I find your site fascinating. I do like words and truly enjoyed your post on naming horses. Thank you.

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  16. LOL, I love this post. And you are so right that it's easy to name other people's horses or all your Breyer horses when you're a kid. But when you have to choose a name for your own horse, you draw a blank.

    My previous horse, the OTTB mare, came with the papered name "Alto Speranze" which if you know Italian, means "high hopes" but oddly, is in the masculine gender, not female. I did change the first part of her name to "Alta" which is the feminine denotation but left the rest.

    I wasn't fond of it, but I knew several people who had worked with her at the track and decided to keep her name the same so they would know it was her if we were to win at the hunter shows. Her barn name was "Alta" (among other things, LOL) and there were many times her name was messed up over the loudspeaker if were were announced in the ribbons.

    When I bought Monty I wanted an easy name. One word with no chance of a mistake in pronunciation. But I couldn't think of any. He came in from a dealer with no name given. We all just called him "the gray". Finally, I chose his "barn name" - Monty, as in "the full Monty" since he took my tiny savings account and a little extra to buy!

    But his show name was hard. I finally settled on "Solitaire". One word, easy, and accurately describing my "diamond" of a horse.

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  17. Naming foals can make me crazy. But I always try to stick to bloodlines. For me, everything starts with Scandalous and people now identify that with my farm. It's worked great and the names are easy to pronounce but still get people's attention.

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  18. Ha! Some of those names are really funny! A good one I own (he came with this name): Big Time Hotrodder.

    -Ellen

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  19. Ha! Some of those names are really funny! A good one I own (he came with this name): Big Time Hotrodder.

    -Ellen

    P.S. this is my favorite BTB article.

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  20. Just rereading the post, and I still get a kick out of it! I love hearing about how people name their horses. In my previous comment I forgot to mention my younger horses, Willow, Faith, Glory, and Willow's foal Alexander aka Xander (though we call him Alex). I'm a bit of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan!

    Christel

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  21. What a fun subject! My best friend and I spent hours as kids cutting pictures out of her mom's old Arabian Horse Times magazines, mixing and matching and coming up with the wildest, most unpronounceable names for the offspring. :o) Good times!

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  22. A horse at our barn is named Maserati i almost laughed when i saw that!

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  23. Hey, I just got a horse, her name is Autumn! Shes quite the stunner! Iv thought of a few show names!
    -Grand Theft Autumn
    -Tis the Season
    any others, help?

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  24. We have a horse that we alwats breed and almost all of her babies have Wind in their name. Its really cool. There's March Wind, Blue Wind, Gamble with the Wind, and Tag The Wind. Its really nice to know that you rhorse will always have a certain name.

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  25. I just registered my new filly and named her Simply Noble. I got it from her mom who is Simply Compatible and her dad who is Noble Houston. Try to combine the parents and you could come up with some good stuff.

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  26. I just registered my new filly and named her Simply Noble. This is from her mom who is Simply Compatible and from her dad who is Noble Houston. Try combining the names and you could come up with something good.

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  27. My friend recently got a new horse, which she planned to show in the canter x-rails at academy shows. It came with the name, "My Hurricane Romance." She decided to change the name.

    Also, there is a horse on my circut called "Just a Little Superstitious," and by the time the announcer says it the horse is already halfway done with the course!

    When I bought my first pony- she was a very furry, fat pony with no lead change- she was named Six Gems Katasha. It didn't fit.

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  28. My new horse's racing name was Knightly Deed...yeah. Not a prostitute. So his show name will certainly change haha.

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  29. This has been so helpfull!!! I mean, I was sooooo close to naming my horse golden oak's prancing lady, but I didn't. Her name is graziosa bellezza, or gracious beauty in english. Her barn naem is Grace.

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  30. these are realy good tips for people(18 people at my stable are going to a fair and they all want show names)
    here are some of the ones they thought of
    (mine)Bailey Blue Skies
    (mine)Bailey Blue sea
    (my horses registered name and i do not like it)Mr.Dandy Bar Money (YUCK!)
    Mazy the maze(?)
    lily of the meadow
    Cruis'in around(ok then?)
    sundancer(original)
    Dandy Brandi
    two socks classy doc

    yeh
    we need help
    but again these tips realy helped

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  31. When I was a kid there was a rider who had a horse named "A few Good Men" in our local show circuit. Every time she went on course it was a very awkward experience for the announcer... "Sally Smith riding a.. Sally Smith on course with uh... Sally Smith mounted on a..." it was hilarious. Every time I go to a show at least in the south there is at least one
    Sam I am
    Good Golly Miss Molly
    and King of Hearts

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  32. What a great post!

    All my animal names come from books, so I am currently surrounded by Luna, Mimsy, Puzzle, and Minerva Louise. (there are advantages to being a children's librarian: great names in the literature!)

    One of the joys of Standardbred-ownership is roundfiling the race names. What on earth would YOU call a plain brown mare registered as "Fort Reflection"? Ugh. She got registered with AERC as "Story."

    Then there's "Naked Willow" ---eeek. She became "Fiddle."

    Whew.

    And these names fit your criteria, too: Timeless. Spellable. Pronouncable. Not even slightly embarrassing...and if there's another children's librarian in camp somewhere, we smile at each other over the things I name my mares.

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  33. I love this post. Luckily, my horse's registered name is easy enough to use as a show name: Lemon Supreme. It makes sense with her bloodlines and the fact that she's a palomino. Now if the announcers could pronounce my name right, it would be perfect.

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  34. hey I was wonderinig if Pineapple Express would be a good show name for my colt, who is going to a dark/seal bay with 3 socks. If you have any suggestions please let me know.
    Casey

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  35. Hey what do you guys think of Coeur D'or or Piece de Resistance? I want something french. He's a 17hh Quarter horse, nicest guy ever.

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  36. If you're going to go w/a foreign language make sure it'll be pronounceable. Piece sounds like a word no one will get right. What color is he or she?

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  37. I know a girl who named her horse "I 8 a ferrari" poor horse :|

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  38. hello :) I need help naming my horse. His name is Red but his name was changed from Olivier, as the persona I bought him off did not know his name at the time so she called him Red. I was thinking should I keep his stable name as Red or call him Olivier or Oliver or Ollie? Also for his showname, since he has a french name (Olivier) should I call him Olivier Le Rouge or does it sound cheesy? I wanted to kind of play on both names (Olivier/Oliver/Ollie and Red) please help! :(

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  39. My horses's show name is Pandora's Pride. It includes alliteration, which makes it catchy.
    My other pony, (who will shortly be leaving me) is called Toff/Taff man Riverdance. We did not create this, as it was already given her at her stud; PaddockLine. Her mother was Paddock fairy charm. My sister's pony is; Life's a beach. As his name is 'Beach'.

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  40. Hey im stumped on choosing a name for my horse, i was wandering if you had any ideas? Hes a Grey thoroughbred gelding 16hh, His name is Tom and i just can't think of a show name? his racing name was Divorced.
    thanks.

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  41. I like Criss Cross Applesauce!! I think it's kinda cute!!

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  42. I like this post, I have a horse named Rocky. He's a bay paint. I don't need a show name because I don't show but this is an interesting site!

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  43. I'm am so thrilled someone knows a pony I once rode. Fferm Gwenfrwd Master Blend:) His name was insanely hard to pronounce but he was a blast to show. Most welsh ponies and other european breeds have hard to pronounce names.. it's just a fact..

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    1. I have a welsh pony too, but her registered name is "Maggie's Sugar Candy" can yo say grandma name??? I call her Snow White as she shines up at a show

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  44. Hello, I have a horse named Bailey and I would liek a show name for him. HE is achestnut gelding with 4 white socks and a blaze. He is a quarter horse x morgan

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  45. I read a post by someone named Megan who had a new horse posted in 2008. Has a horse with a mother VR Fire an Spice. I just wanted to say that she is my horse!!! I have been trying to find her offsprings for a while and typed her name into google and this came up! Shes from Fire an Ice and Heathers Heathen.

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  46. My favorites are Totally Rapt in Gold, Black Tie Affair, Miss Step in Silver, Simply Silky, and Daddy's Pay Check ( I love this one!).

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  47. i need a show name for a grey mare called blue .. she is lazy but jumps anything :) x

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  48. Me and my friend bought a 6 month old Hackney pony off craigslist for $50. We couldn't think of a name for her, but we finally decided on Polymono Jenga-Shy. We each took our two favorite childhood games (flipped monolpoly around for the sake of the pony and it sounds cuter) and then added "Shy" because it fit her personality. She goes by Jenga around the farm, or "Baby Pony". Hopefully I will get a gelding pony at some point and I want to name him either Phenomenon (and call him Phin) or Troubadour.

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  49. I have an unregistered/un-tattooed Thoroughbred mare. She had no name when my mom bought her, but she responded to Jaz, so I ended up naming her Jazmin (always wanted a horse with that name for some reason). And it took awhile to come up with the perfect show name. My mom started calling her My Wildest Dream, but I didn't like it (honestly, I didn't want her in the beginning, it was mom that wanted her and forced me to ride her). Then we changed her name to Divine Intervention, but that still didn't sit well with me. Eventually I came up with the name I still use to this day... Priceless.

    My friend has an OTTB with the name Billy Can Dance. We call him Dancer, but because of his show name, everyone thinks his name is Billy.

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  50. can anybody think of a show name for my gelding, hes called Levi. hes a bay with speckles of dun in him and has one white sock :)? thanks

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  51. You have some great ideas for show names! I can't find one for my horse that really fits him. He's kinda grumpy and he's got an attitude, but he is an amazing jumper. His name is zippy and he's an appaloosa. Any ideas?? im not sure how to add a picture but i would if i could!

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  52. All of my family's horses have funky names: Jeepers Creepers, Shanti's Curse, Arizona Sunset, Shyloh's Calling and Freedom's Legacy.

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  53. Glace brûlante d'Apollon
    (means Apollo's fiery ice?) strange meaning but sounds classy and cool for a big friesian monster:)

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  54. ༺I really need a horse show name for Skylar༻

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  55. ༺I really need a horse show name for Skylar༻

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  56. I have a miniature pony and I'm going into bronze circuit this weekend. He is a bay and is speedy with a huge personality! Any ideas for show names? Ps his name is miles

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  57. This is a great post! I am trying to think of a good show name for my OTTB g, 16.2 bay, name- Herin. it is celtic and arabic for horse lord. I want something that has to do with Herin, (play on words using here in..etc or something clever. Suggestions are greatly appreciated. :)

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  59. I think Technical Knock Out would be a cute name and the barn name could be Teeko...:)

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  60. What do you think of All Exculsive? Also can you think of a name with Elegant or Elegance in it?

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  61. does your horse have to be registered to have a show name if you only go in local shows and stuff like that?

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  62. hi i realy need help with my horses show name. Hes a chestnut arab, 18 years old but is still jumping 5+ foot,he has a white crescent moon on his head, name bilbo, and can be a little naughty. im looking for something elegant or french or something nice

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  63. This is a great article!

    I personally love the names:

    Kolby (my horses name; not for a sport of any kind)

    Agraciado (My female dressage horses name: means gracefull in spanish)

    Kossaka's Love (Really cool for a racehorse)

    Suenos Pintatos (Means painted dreams in Spanish, my pinto dressage horse's name)

    Maserati (good dressage name)



    ~I also need a couple more names... one for a dun horse with 4 white socks and a blonde mane. She's a female cross country horse. The other is for a trail horse. He is a sorrel paint quarter horse.


    Hope you like my names and thanks for reading! Please help me!

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  64. Name suggestions? I have a paint who's black, white, and brown named Tri (because he's tri-colored).. I was thinking "Tried and true" ?

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