I admit I'm a little obsessed with tracking activity on my blog. It's cool to see links to my blog from a horse chat site in the Netherlands, or, say, a bulletin board about mules and donkeys. But while I'm grateful for any interest, it was a surprise this morning to find a slew of hits from Horseland.com. Why? Take a gander at the Web site:

I have a following among the "My Pretty Pony" set? How? Who? Unfortunately I can't see the links to know what article is of interest. Oh, wait. I bet I can guess...
What's your favorite horse color?
Earlier this year I did a blog entry on the brindle warmblood, Natal. My research for the article included several lengthy phone conversations with Natal's owner in Kentucky, who is also a horsewoman and breeder of some repute. At the time, Natal was competing in Florida with a young rider, Renick Townsend. I wasn't about to contact a kid over the Internet, but I did correspond with the girl's mom (Jill) in Florida. Jill was very open and pleasant in our long email exchange, and in her concluding email, she remarked...
"I'm so glad to have met you. You're a very interesting young person!"
[emphasis mine]
Embarrassment
No, I'm not a precocious youngster. Should I tell her I'm probably a dozen years older than her? No sirreee. I'd rather leave Jill with a favorable impression of me as an overachieving teen than weirded out to hear I'm a 46 year old stuck in the horsey-ga-ga stage.

Here's an analogy. Woody Allen wrote a story called
Remembering Needleman about an absent-minded professor who delivers a lecture to his scholarly peers. After the lecture he discovers that he neglected to remove the coathanger from his suit coat before putting it on. "Good," he says. "Let those who have taken issue with my theories think at least that I have broad shoulders."
Needleman didn't reveal he was wearing a coathanger, so I'm not volunteering my advanced age. Okay, maybe it's not the best analogy. But I love that line in
Needleman and it's a good excuse to share a laugh.
God help me if someone leaves a comment that I "write well for a teen"...